Blingin'

WHAT ELSE YOU THINK MARIO DOES WITH ALL THEM COINS? GROCERY SHOPPING?!?! PSSSHH....

ILLUSTRATION BY ANTHONY SCERRI

The Vuvuzela

SO THE VUVUZELA, YOU KNOW THE HORN THAT EVERYBODY KEEPS BLOWING THAT SOUNDS LIKE A BATTALION OF WORKER BEES, HAS BEEN GETTING A LOT OF HEAT LATELY BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE COMPLAINING THAT YOU CAN'T HEAR ANY OF THE TEAM CHANTS. PLAYERS ARE COMPLAINING BECAUSE THEY CAN'T HEAR ONE ANOTHER AND CANNOT COMMUNICATE. I"LL ADMIT THE SOUND IS DEFINITELY WEIRD BUT IT'S AFRICA! THAT'S HOW THEY ROLL! TO SETTLE THIS DISPUTE I'VE FOUND A SOLUTION THAT WILL MAKE EVERYBODY HAPPY...

MORE BLIND PLAYERS!!! WITH THEIR ENHANCED HEARING THEY CAN OVERCOME THE VUVUZELAS RESULTING IN MORE GOALS AND HILARITY!

World Cup 2010

I'M NOT GONNA LIE, WENT TO THE AUSTRALIAN BAR WITH THE BOSS FOR THE SOUTH AFRICA MEXICO GAME, AND I'M BOMBED... GOOD GAME, STUPID HUMAN ERRORS COST MEXICO FROM A WIN BUT REGARDLESS A GOOD GAME. THE INTERESTING EXPRESS WOULD LIKE TO REMIND YOU THAT KICKING BALLS AROUND IS NOW FEASIBLE WITHIN THE U.S. BUT NO WORRIES, BASEBALL AND OTHER REAL SPORTS ARE AROUND IF YOU DECIDE NOT TO BE A CULTURAL 1-TIME-EVERY-4-YEAR SHEEP...

Fancy Balls

IN SPIRIT OF THE WORLD CUP THAT STARTS TOMORROW, HERE ARE A GROUP OF LUXURY BALLS THAT WOULD PROBABLY DEVALUE WITH EACH BLADE OF GRASS THAT TOUCHES ITS FABRIC. I'M A TWEED-MAN MYSELF...

Spot of Music

IF YOU CAN'T SEE THE BEAUTY IN THESE POSTERS, YOU NEED TO CHECK YOUR PULSE... EVERYTHING FROM THE ART TO THE TYPOGRAPHY IS UTTERLY ASTOUNDING.

The Big Caption

SO I FOUND THIS SITE CALLED THE BIG CAPTION AND I REALLY WISH I FOUND IT EARLIER BECAUSE IT'S AMAZING! PEOPLE TAKE THESE BEAUTIFUL PHOTOS, MOSTLY RECENT EVENTS, AND GIVE IT A TYPOGRAPHICAL TREATMENT WITH EITHER A FUNNY OR SERIOUS CAPTION. SOME OF THESE ARE JUST SPECTACULAR, YOU REALLY SHOULD GIVE THIS A WHIRL...

Tim Burton... Minimal

CHECK OUT THESE SUPER AMAZING, ULTRA INTERESTING, MEGA MINIMALIST TIM BURTON MOVIE POSTERS! NOT A FAN OF TIM BUTON? WHO CARES!!! CONCEPT AND COLOR PEOPLE!