Old Dogs

NOW THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, OLD SUPERHEROES WITH AWESOME BEARDS!!! WELL, WOULDN'T CALL ROBOCOP A SUPERHERO BUT STILL HE DID SOMETHING GOOD FOR THE PUBLIC MAKING HIM HERO-ISH. ANYWAYS CHECK OUT THESE ILLUSTRATIONS AND RAVEL IN BEARDY GOODNESS!!

Blood Sweat and Cheers

QUITE POSSIBLY THE GREATEST SPORTS NEWSLETTER MAN HAS EVER SEEN, BLOOD SWEAT AND CHEERS HAS LAUNCHED TODAY LETTING ALL OF NEW YORK KNOW THAT THE CITY IS JUST ONE GIANT GARDEN WAITING TO BE DUG! FROM $2 DOLLAR PINT NIGHT TO PILLOW FIGHTS IN UNION SQUARE, BSC HAS IT ALL AND WILL LET YOU KNOW THE LOW DOWN ON EVERYTHING GOING ON! SIGN UP, IT'S FREE!

Fuck It

SO THERE'S A LOT OF TALK ABOUT MEL GIBSON AND HIS SOON TO BE EX-GIRLFRIEND OR WIFE OR WHATEVER, AND WHAT BLOWS MY MIND ARE THESE RECORDED PHONE CALLS WHERE MEL JUST BLOWS UP IN A VOLCANIC RAGE USING EVERY SWEAR WORD KNOWN TO MAN IN AT LEAST 18 LANGUAGES. CAN YOU GUESS WHICH WAS THE MOST POPULAR? SO I GOOGLE THE WORD "FUCK" AND COME ACROSS THIS LOVELY WEBSITE. VERDICT? FUCKING AWESOME!

The AAAB3

ONCE A YEAR THE WORLD STOPS TO TAKE NOTICE OF AN EVENT SO EPIC THAT ON A DAY WHEN IT WAS SUPPOSED TO PISS DOWN RAIN FOR 6 STRAIGHT HOURS, IT DIDN'T... I'M TALKING ABOUT THE AAAB3, OTHERWISE KNOWN AS ANTHONY'S ANNUAL ASSKICKING BARBEQUE. ON THE THIRD YEAR WE COMMEMORATE ALL THINGS HAMBURGER, BEER, CHICKEN, HOT DOG, VEGETARIAN ITEMS (1ST TIME IN HISTORY), AND THE MOST INTERESTING SAUCES ON THE PLANET. THANKS TO EVERYONE WHO CAME BECAUSE WITHOUT YOU, THE AAAB WOULD NOT EVEN EXIST. TAKE A MOMENT TO PAT YOURSELF ON THE BACK, THEN RUB YOUR TUMMY. TILL NEXT YEAR YALL!!!

PHOTOGRAPHS BY DAVIS LABELS

First Blood

THE SLY'S MOST FAMOUS ROLE IN MOVIES ISN'T FOR "ROCKY", OR THE OSCAR NOMINATED "TANGO AND CASH"... NEITHER PROVIDE THE FIREPOWER OR EXPLOSIVES BIG ENOUGH TO TOPPLE THE MASTERPIECE OTHERWISE KNOWN AS "JOHN RAMBO". BUT HERE'S THE QUESTION, EVER WONDERED WHAT THE BODY COUNT WAS FOR EACH MOVIE? PROBLEM SOLVED!!!

The Heat is On

PEOPLE, IT'S HOT OUT THERE... I WEIGH AN INTERESTING 140LBS AND I'M STILL GETTING DRENCHED EVERY TIME I HIT THE SUN! DO YOURSELF A FAVOR, STAY IN THE SHADE. YOU DON'T WANT TO END UP LIKE THESE MEMORABLE MOVIE MELTING SCENES NOW DO YOU?

Canada Day

HAPPY CANADA DAY! GET OUT THERE, HUG A CANUCK AND THINK ABOUT ALL THE MINIMAL GOOD THINGS CANADA HAS OFFERED TO US FAR SUPERIOR AMERICANS! EH IT UP!!!!