Google Images

WOW!! WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?!?!? GOOGLE HAS RE-VAMPED THEIR IMAGE ENGINE WITH THIS SWEET ASS BUNDLE OF AMAZINGNESS!! NOW WE KNOW WHY THEY'RE WORTH A BIZILLIANUS DOLLARS...

Dark Fashion

"LUKE... JOIN ME... TO THE BLOOMINGDALES SUMMER SALE... "

IF THIS DOESN'T TICKLE YOUR BELLY BUTTON FROM THE INSIDE THEN I'D HIGHLY RECOMMEND YOU NOT WEARING AN ALL CEMENT SUIT IN THE BOTTOM OF THE HUDSON. STORMTROOPERS NEVER LOOKED SO DARKISHLY CHIC!

Tom Selleck Waterfall Sandwich

OK... WE HERE AT THE INTERESTING EXPRESS HAVE SEEN SOME ODD THINGS, BUT THIS IS GOING TO TAKE THE ENTIRE DAMN WEDDING CAKE. READ THE TITLE PEOPLE, THEN LOOK AT THE PHOTOS, BUT DON'T THINK TOO HARD. JUST EMBRACE IT.

Old Dogs

NOW THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, OLD SUPERHEROES WITH AWESOME BEARDS!!! WELL, WOULDN'T CALL ROBOCOP A SUPERHERO BUT STILL HE DID SOMETHING GOOD FOR THE PUBLIC MAKING HIM HERO-ISH. ANYWAYS CHECK OUT THESE ILLUSTRATIONS AND RAVEL IN BEARDY GOODNESS!!

Blood Sweat and Cheers

QUITE POSSIBLY THE GREATEST SPORTS NEWSLETTER MAN HAS EVER SEEN, BLOOD SWEAT AND CHEERS HAS LAUNCHED TODAY LETTING ALL OF NEW YORK KNOW THAT THE CITY IS JUST ONE GIANT GARDEN WAITING TO BE DUG! FROM $2 DOLLAR PINT NIGHT TO PILLOW FIGHTS IN UNION SQUARE, BSC HAS IT ALL AND WILL LET YOU KNOW THE LOW DOWN ON EVERYTHING GOING ON! SIGN UP, IT'S FREE!

Fuck It

SO THERE'S A LOT OF TALK ABOUT MEL GIBSON AND HIS SOON TO BE EX-GIRLFRIEND OR WIFE OR WHATEVER, AND WHAT BLOWS MY MIND ARE THESE RECORDED PHONE CALLS WHERE MEL JUST BLOWS UP IN A VOLCANIC RAGE USING EVERY SWEAR WORD KNOWN TO MAN IN AT LEAST 18 LANGUAGES. CAN YOU GUESS WHICH WAS THE MOST POPULAR? SO I GOOGLE THE WORD "FUCK" AND COME ACROSS THIS LOVELY WEBSITE. VERDICT? FUCKING AWESOME!

The AAAB3

ONCE A YEAR THE WORLD STOPS TO TAKE NOTICE OF AN EVENT SO EPIC THAT ON A DAY WHEN IT WAS SUPPOSED TO PISS DOWN RAIN FOR 6 STRAIGHT HOURS, IT DIDN'T... I'M TALKING ABOUT THE AAAB3, OTHERWISE KNOWN AS ANTHONY'S ANNUAL ASSKICKING BARBEQUE. ON THE THIRD YEAR WE COMMEMORATE ALL THINGS HAMBURGER, BEER, CHICKEN, HOT DOG, VEGETARIAN ITEMS (1ST TIME IN HISTORY), AND THE MOST INTERESTING SAUCES ON THE PLANET. THANKS TO EVERYONE WHO CAME BECAUSE WITHOUT YOU, THE AAAB WOULD NOT EVEN EXIST. TAKE A MOMENT TO PAT YOURSELF ON THE BACK, THEN RUB YOUR TUMMY. TILL NEXT YEAR YALL!!!

PHOTOGRAPHS BY DAVIS LABELS