National Donut Day

IT'S NATIONAL DONUT DAY!!! CHECK OUT ALL YOUR LOCAL DUNKIN DONUTS, CRISPY CREMES, STARBUCKS, WHEREVER IT IS YOU GO FOR A DONUT TO SEE WHAT SPECIALS THEY HAVE TODAY. THE MOST COMMON ONE IS IF YOU BUY A COFFEE YOU'LL GET A FREE DONUT. TODAY THE WORLD GETS A LITTLE FATTER, AND HAPPIER!!

Perfection

IF YOU WHIP UP THE OL' GOOGLE AND TYPE IN THE WORK PERFECT, THIS IS WHAT YOU'LL PROBABLY WIND UP LOOKING AT. ON THE WEE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE YOU CAN SEE PITCHER ARMANDO GALARRAGA WHO WAS ROBBED OF A PERFECT GAME LAST NIGHT THANKS TO A BLOWN CALL. THE REAL UPSET HERE IS HOW A MAJORITY OF RESULTS ENDED UP BEING SIMPLE PLAN LYRICS? WTF??? HAD THOSE RESULTS NOT SHOWN UP, IT WOULD HAVE BEEN THE PERFECT SEARCH (CONSIDERING YOUR FIRST RESULT WAS PERFECT10.COM). DAMN YOU SIMPLE PLAN... DAMN YOU.

El Dia Del Mustache 8

EL DIA DEL MUSTACHE 8 WAS A DAY LIVED IN EPIC EPICNESS! A DAY WHERE A MAN'S MUSTACHE IS KING AND THE SCHAFFER'S RAN DRY... A DAY WHERE MEN WALKED PROUD WITH THEIR FACIAL HAIR AND SHOOK HANDS... A DAY OF INSURMOUNTABLE PROPORTION! TAKE A LOOK AT THESE STUNNING BASTARDS! ALL PHOTOGRAPHS BY GORMAN AND GORMAN STUDIOS

A History of Oil

SEEING HOW OIL HAS BEEN THE TOPIC OF DISCUSSION FOR THE PAST MONTH, HERE'S A BRIEF HISTORY OF HOW MUCH WE HAVE CONSUMED OIL THROUGHOUT THE YEARS. THE INFO-GRAPHIC ITSELF IS PURELY AMAZING.

Hungry Yankee Fan

IF YOU HAD A PORK CHOP ON A STICK IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE, WHAT WOULD YOU DO? LAST NIGHT, ONE LUCKY FAN AT THE YANKEE GAME DECIDED IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO JUST TAKE A BITE! THAT TAKES BALLS ESPECIALLY ON TELEVISION!

The Future 2020

A SERIES OF ILLUSTRATIONS BASED ON HOW WE PREDICT THE FUTURE OF HUMANITY WILL BECOME. IT APPEARS FACEBOOK HAS EVOLVED INTO A SUPERGLOBAL MASS DOMINATIING MACHINE A LA SKYNET AND HAS LEAKED PERSONAL INFORMATION FOR NOT JUST HUMANS BUT ALL ANIMATE AND INANIMATE OBJECTS! FINALLY I CAN FIND OUT IF PEOPLE ACTUALLY ADD HEROINE INSIDE DEEP FRIED OREOS...

Instant Diabetes

SAY HELLO TO COLDSTONE'S PB&J SHAKE... THE MOST DISGUSTING DRINK POSSIBLE ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH. ONE OF THESE BAD BOYS ALONE HAS A WHOPPING 2010 CALORIES ALONG WITH 131 GRAMS OF FAT AND 153 GRAMS OF SUGAR! THE EQUIVALENT TO 30 CHIPS AHOY SOFT CHEWY COOKIES! LOOKING TO BULK UP THIS SUMMER? SAY NO MORE... SEE YOU IN THE HOSPITAL!!!