Past Paint

WOW, THAT TITLE IS AWFUL. JEES... I NEED TO START HIRING COPYWRITERS UP IN HERE. ANYWAYS, YEAH CHECK OUT THESE AWESOME PAINTINGS OF PORTRAITS OF CHARACTERS FROM 80'S FILMS "BACK TO THE FUTURE" AND "WILLY WONKA AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY". PRETTY STUNNING HUH? DOES THAT MAKE UP FOR THE TERRIBLE TITLE? PROBABLY NOT, BUT IT SHOULD JUST SO I CAN FEEL BETTER ABOUT MYSELF.

Say What?

HONESTLY, DO YOU REALLY NEED TO UNDERSTAND A LANGUAGE TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE IMAGERY IS TRYING TO SAY? WELL, IF IT'S IN JAPANESE THAN I'D SAY YES BUT THAT'S NOT TO DEGRADE THE AWESOME HAPPENING HERE. HERE ARE SOME VINTAGE TOKYO SUBWAY POSTERS THAT ARE CURRENTLY SHATTERING MY UNIVERSE AND I KNOW THEY'LL SHATTER YOURS TOO. I BELIEVE IT'S SOMETHING ABOUT ETIQUETTE AND POLITENESS?

DON'T FORGET YOUR METROCARD?

UMBRELLAS ARE HOTTER WHEN YOU SHOW SOME LEG?

WATCH YOUR BAG LADY!!!

NAZIS ARE A-HOLES WHEN IT COMES TO LEG ROOM?

SUPERMAN IS DEFENSELESS AGAINST GUM.