What the F%@$

EVER COME HOME FROM WORK WONDERING... WHAT THE FUCK SHOULD I MAKE FOR DINNER? NOW YOU FUCKING KNOW!! THIS FUCKING SITE AUTOMATICALLY GENERATES FUCKING DINNER IDEAS THAT YOU CAN SIMPLY PREPARE AT HOME!! MOTHERFUCKING GENIUS!!!

Thank You Guidos

THE OIL SPILL IN THE GULF OF MEXICO IS QUITE POSSIBLY THE WORST IN HISTORY. 5000 BARRELS OF OIL POLLUTING OUR ALREADY POLLUTED WATERS POSSIBLY KILLING ALL FORMS LIFE THAT LIVE UNDER THE WATER. PEOPLE, THERE IS A SOLUTION! OUT OF THE ASHES AND THROUGH THE FLAMES, OUR SAVIORS AND PROTECTORS OF THE EARTH HAVE RISEN TO SAVE US FROM TURM"OIL" (HEH HEH)... GUIDOS!!! A BRAVE GROUP FROM LONG ISLAND WILL BE SENT TO COLLECT EVERY LAST TRACE OF OIL TO BE USED IN THEIR HAIR AND TO BE SOLD AT EVERY DEPARTMENT STAND KNOWN TO MAN. THANK YOU GUIDOS! THERE IS HOPE FOR YOU YET!

HAPPY 100

TODAY MARKS A MONUMENTAL OCCASION... THE INTERESTING EXPRESS POSTS ITS 100TH POST MARKING A MAJOR MILESTONE FOR ALL FUTURE SUCCESS! EVEN LOST TOOK A DAY OFF LAST NIGHT! THOSE GUYS KNEW THAT THE IE WAS GOING TO CELEBRATE SO OUT OF RESPECT, ALL PARALLEL UNIVERSES AND TIME TRAVELERS ALIKE TOOK A DAY OF SILENCE AND STATIC. THANK YOU ALL WHO PARTICIPATED AND READ QUITE POSSIBLY THE MOST INTERESTING DAILY SOURCE OF MATERIAL EVERY MONDAY - FRIDAY! SATURDAYS AND SUNDAYS STILL REMAIN DAYS TO MAKE FUN OF CANADA.

Gummy Surgery

MY COUSIN FROM NORTH CAROLINA SENT ME THIS, REALLY CUTE/MORBID/FUNNY STUFF. THE THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH JUST A LITTLE BIT OF FREE TIME...

I Like Big Butterfingers

WOW! GOLD! NOT EVEN... PLATINUM! NO... ADIMANTIUM! THIS IS SOME WOLVERINE STYLE MATERIAL HERE WITH GUESTS LIKE ERIC ESTRADA FROM "CHIPS" AND THE HULK HIMSELF, LOU FERRIGNO! SEE THE VIDEO HERE AND THANK ME LATER!

Want/Need

I STUMBLED UPON THIS CAMPAIGN AND FELL IN LOVE. HUMOROUS BUT PAINFULLY TRUE AT THE SAME TIME. HAPPY FRIDAY PEOPLE!

New Young Pony Club

I'M FAIRLY CERTAIN YOU'VE HEARD THEIR SINGLE "THE BOMB" IN A CAR COMMERCIAL SOMEWHERE. NOW THEY'RE BACK WITH A NEW ALBUM CALLED "THE OPTIMIST" AND IT'S BEEN PLAYING IN MY IPOD NONSTOP FOR THE PAST WEEK. HONESTLY, I DON'T SEE IT MOVING ANYWHERE ANYTIME SOON. IF YOU LIKE SMOOTH, ELECTRO, DANCE-ROCK, NYPC IS AN EXCELLENT ADDITION.
INTERESTING SONGS: CHAOS, WE WANT TO, DOLLS

LOST: Week 12

IN 5 PANELS

High There!

MOST OF YOU ARE PROBABLY HIGH OUT YOUR MINDS RIGHT NOW, BUT HOW HIGH ARE YOU IN COMPARISON TO AMERICA'S FAVORITE STONERS?

Adobe CS5 Facelift

I'M SURE YOU'VE ALL HEARD, BUT FOR THOSE WHO HAVEN'T, CS5 IS UPON US. IT IS BEAUTIFUL. IT IS FUNCTIONAL. IT IS VERY EXPENSIVE. CHECK OUT THIS OVERVIEW OF THE THOUGHT PROCESS INTO MAKING THE BEAUTIFUL TRANSITION BETWEEN CS4 AND CS5 THROUGH A GRAPHICAL STANDPOINT.

KICK ASS

I MUST ADMIT, I HAD MY DOUBTS ABOUT THIS MOVIE. FORTUNATELY TODAY, ROTTEN TOMATOES HAS CERTIFIED THE MARK MILLAR/JOHN ROMITA GRAPHIC NOVEL TURNED MOVIE AS "CERTIFIED FRESH". THAT PUTS A SMILE ON MY FACE. THE BOOK ITSELF IS A BLOODY GOOD TIME AND I HOPE THE MOVIE IS EVERYTHING AND THEN SOME. GO SEE IT! IT CAME OUT TODAY! HERE ARE A FEW OF MY FAVORITE PANELS FOR YOU TO ENJOY!

The Many Faces of Charlie Sheen

SO CHARLIE SHEEN HAS BEEN HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH SOME MODEL FOR A BIT NOW, OR SO THEY SAY... CHARLIE WAS SPOTTED LEAVING THE HOUSE OF THE GIRL HE'S HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH BUT DENIES EVERYTHING AND CLAIMS THE MUSTACHE IS SUPPOSED TO BE A JOKE BECAUSE HE KNEW HE WAS BEING FOLLOWED. NICE COMEBACK BUDDY... HERE'S AN ORIGINAL ILLUSTRATION I DID SHOWING THE DISGUISES CHARLIE SHOULD HAVE USED AND COULD HAVE GOTTEN AWAY WITH. OH YEAH, CLICK TO ENLARGE!

Illustration by Anthony Scerri

LOST: Week 11

Only the Young Die Young

ONLY THE YOUNG DIE YOUNG DEDICATES ITS IMAGERY TO NOSTALGIA. BEAUTIFUL PICTURES FROM BACK IN THE DAY THAT MAKE YOU WONDER WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO US? YOU CAN CHECK OUT THE SITE HERE.

Beat the Heat

HERE'S A PHOTO ILLUSTRATION I DID RUNNING IN THIS MONTH'S TOYFARE. IT'S FOR OUR SUMMER MOVIE PREVIEW THAT WILL HELP YOU "BEAT THE HEAT" IN THEATERS.

Grilled Cheese Month

SO AFTER WATCHING A NEW EPISODE OF AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE LAST NIGHT THERE WAS A 5 SECOND COMMERCIAL ABOUT HOW APRIL IS NATIONAL GRILLED CHEESE MONTH. WHEN WAS SOMEONE GOING TO TELL ME ABOUT THIS?!?! PEOPLE, ONLY 18 DAYS LEFT, GET YOUR DAMN GRILLED CHEESE ON!!!

Mets Excuses

AS A MET FAN I'M TIRED OF THE SAME OLD STORY OVER AND OVER AGAIN AT THE POST GAME SHOW. OBVIOUSLY YOU DIDN'T WIN, YOU'RE NUMBER WASN'T BIGGER THAN THEIRS! THE WORST PART IS READING THE SCRIPT OF A PERFORMANCE JERRY MANUEL HAS TO PUT UP EVERY TIME. I'D RATHER WATCH GREY'S ANATOMY. HERE'S A LIST OF EXCUSES YOU CAN HEAR JERRY USE 60-70 TIMES A YEAR...

SVA Art: Magnified

ANOTHER DREAMWEAVER CLASS = MORE SVA STUDENT ART

THE THEME HERE IS MAGNIFICATION. YOU START OFF THE FIRST PANEL WITH THE ORIGINAL DRAWING, THEN THE NEXT TWO ARE PROGRESSIVELY MAGNIFIED. THIS SERIES PARTICULARLY CAUGHT MY EYE.