Friday, May 28, 2010

Hungry Yankee Fan

IF YOU HAD A PORK CHOP ON A STICK IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE, WHAT WOULD YOU DO? LAST NIGHT, ONE LUCKY FAN AT THE YANKEE GAME DECIDED IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO JUST TAKE A BITE! THAT TAKES BALLS ESPECIALLY ON TELEVISION!





Thursday, May 27, 2010

The Future 2020

A SERIES OF ILLUSTRATIONS BASED ON HOW WE PREDICT THE FUTURE OF HUMANITY WILL BECOME. IT APPEARS FACEBOOK HAS EVOLVED INTO A SUPERGLOBAL MASS DOMINATIING MACHINE A LA SKYNET AND HAS LEAKED PERSONAL INFORMATION FOR NOT JUST HUMANS BUT ALL ANIMATE AND INANIMATE OBJECTS! FINALLY I CAN FIND OUT IF PEOPLE ACTUALLY ADD HEROINE INSIDE DEEP FRIED OREOS...



Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Instant Diabetes

SAY HELLO TO COLDSTONE'S PB&J SHAKE... THE MOST DISGUSTING DRINK POSSIBLE ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH. ONE OF THESE BAD BOYS ALONE HAS A WHOPPING 2010 CALORIES ALONG WITH 131 GRAMS OF FAT AND 153 GRAMS OF SUGAR! THE EQUIVALENT TO 30 CHIPS AHOY SOFT CHEWY COOKIES! LOOKING TO BULK UP THIS SUMMER? SAY NO MORE... SEE YOU IN THE HOSPITAL!!!

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

RIP 24

SO LAST NIGHT WAS THE 24 SERIES FINALE, NOTHING SPECIAL. HONESTLY YOU DIDN'T MISS MUCH. DON'T EXPECT ANYTHING SPECTACULAR OR DRAMATIC BECAUSE IT AINT HAPPENING. SO WHY AM I POSTING THIS? BECASE THESE JACK FACTS ARE SIMPLY AMAZING!!! NOW KEIFER CAN DEDICATE HIS LIFE FULL TIME TO JUMPING INTO CHRISTMAS TREES 24/7...

Friday, May 21, 2010

Google Pac Man



CHECK OUT GOOGLE TODAY FOR THEIR OWN PLAYABLE CUSTOM MAP OF PAC MAN TO CELEBRATE IT'S 30TH BIRTHDAY! SUPER FUN AS ALWAYS WITH NO DELAYS OR BUGS, THAT I KNOW OF... HAPPY FRIDAY PEOPLE!

Thursday, May 20, 2010

This Is Happening

WELCOME TO JAMES MURPHEY'S LATEST (AND LAST) EXPLORATION OF SOUND, DANCE, AND LYRICAL GENIUS. "THIS IS HAPPENING" IS ALREADY GETTING HIGH PRAISE AND THEIR MUSIC VIDEO FOR "DRUNK GIRLS" (DIRECTED BY SPIKE JONZE) STANDS UP TO ANY OK GO VIDEO I'VE SEEN THUS FAR. I WON'T GO FAR INTO DETAIL, BUT SONGS LIKE "I CAN CHANGE" ARE EXACTLY THE ONES THAT SHOW HOW IMPORTANT LYRICS CAN BE.

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

John Huges, Illustrated

CHECK OUT THESE AWESOME ILLUSTRATED POSTERS OF CLASSIC JOHN HUGES MOVIES! SORRY THERE WAS NO POST YESTERDAY BUT I JUST GOT MY SUNBURNED ASS BACK FROM MIAMI!


Friday, May 14, 2010

Space Tools

WOW... LOOK AT THESE THINGS! AMAZING!!! THESE ARE ACTUAL TOOLS USED BY ASTRONAUTS FROM THE ATLANTIS ON THE HUBBLE. THIS SITE WILL EXPLAIN EVERYTHING YOU WANT TO KNOW ABOUT THESE TOOLS BECAUSE I KNOW IF I TRY TO EXPLAIN, I'LL SCREW SOMETHING UP... HAPPY FRIDAY!



Thursday, May 13, 2010

Hell's Kitchen Food Festival

LAST YEAR I WAS IN NEW ORLEANS, THIS YEAR I'LL BE IN MIAMI, AND ITS A GODDAMN SHAME TOO... THE HELL'S KITCHEN FOOD FESTIVAL IS BACK THIS SATURDAY STARTING ON 37TH STREET AND 9TH AVENUE IN NY AND BY GOD IS IT EVER GLORIOUS! FOOD, FOOD, AND MORE FOOD! CRAWFISH, EMPENADAS, CEVICHE, CURRY GOAT, ALLIGATOR SAUSAGE, EVERYTHING! DROP WHATEVER IT IS YOU'RE DOING THIS WEEKEND AND MAKE YOUR WAY FOR 20 BLOCKS OF CULINARY BLISS!





Wednesday, May 12, 2010

LOST: Week 14

LIGHT-LY BROUGHT TO YOU IN 5 PANELS: