Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Movie Mashup

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TAKE AN EXISTING IDEA AND COMBINE IT WITH ANOTHER EXISTING IDEA? RIDICULOUSNESS!!! PURE MOVIE RIDICULOUSNESS!!! I LOVE THESE MOVIE MASHUP POSTERS AND GOTS THE FEELING YOU WILL TOO!







Monday, December 27, 2010

Snow Day

FIRST OFF, MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! HOPE EVERYONE HAD A LOVELY HOLIDAY AND ATE LOTS OF THINGS THAT SHOULDN'T EVER HAVE TO EXIT A HUMAN BEING'S COLON... NOW, THE GOOD STUFF, SNOOOOOOWWWWWW!!!!! IT'S BAD PEOPLE, REAL BAD. BAD TO THE POINT THAT THE MTA SUSPENDED TRAIN LINES FOR A WHILE. IN CELEBRATION OF THE SITUATION, HERE ARE SOME OLD SCHOOL PHOTOS OF THE 1888 BLIZZARD FOR YOU TO RAVEL OVER...




Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Jedi Mind Tricks




I SERIOUSLY FEEL LIKE MY MIND IS BEING BLOWN BY A JEDI MASTER ON HEROIN AND 12 CANS OF FOUR LOKO! THESE POSTERS ARE INCREDIBLE! ABSOLUTELY STUNNING!!! WHERE ARE THE PRINTS?? I WILL BUY INSTANTLY!!

Strip Search

WHAT IF YOU TOOK SOME ICONIC PACKAGING LABELS AND STRIPPED IT DOWN TO THE BARE ESSENTIALS? WOULD IT DEGRADE THE PRODUCT? WOULD IT IN FACT MAKE IT BETTER? YOU DECIDE!




Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Robo-Awesomeness

ARE YOU SERIOUS? NO REALLY ARE YOU FRIGGIN SERIOUS??? HOW DID NOBODY NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS??? THE ANATOMY OF ROBOCOP IN ALL ITS EPIC GLORY!!! MIND BLOWING MATERIAL HERE!!!





Monday, December 20, 2010

The Vagiants

I HAVE DECIDED TO TAKE THE ACADEMIC ROUTE AND OPEN MY OWN COLLEGE IN VIRGINIA. THERE I WILL HIRE THE BEST PROFESSORS FROM AROUND THE WORLD TO TEACH STUDENTS TO BLOW 21 POINT LEADS WITHIN A SPAN OF 7 MINUTES. THIS SCHOOL SHALL RIVAL THE ONE IN NEW YORK WHERE KIDS LEARN HOW TO BLOW A 3 GAME TO 0 LEAD IN THE ALCS. OUR PRIMARY SPORT WILL OBVIOUSLY BE FOOTBALL AND WITHOUT FURTHER DELAY, I INTRODUCE YOU TO THE GREATEST TEAM IN THE WORLD, THE VIRGINIA GIANTS A.K.A. THE VAGIANTS!

Thursday, December 16, 2010

Food for Thought

WELL, NOT REALLY. JUST OLD PHOTOS OF NEW YORK RESTAURANTS BACK IN THE NO-TV DAYS THAT ARE TRULY SPECTACULAR! EVERYTHING FROM THE SIMPLICITY TO THE TYPOGRAPHY BLOWS MY MIND! NONE OF THAT ORGANIC CRAP CAN EVER COMPARE TO THE AWESOME KNOWN AS FAT/CHOLESTEROL.





Tuesday, December 14, 2010

May the Type Be With You

TYPE NOT... DO, OR DO NOT. THERE IS NO TYPE.

UNLESS OF COURSE YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT THESE AMAZING TYPOGRAPHIC STAR WARS POSTERS,THEN YOU GOT YOURSELF A BANTAM FODDER HEAP OF AWESOME FOR YOUR VIEWING PLEASURE!!!




Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Say What?

HONESTLY, DO YOU REALLY NEED TO UNDERSTAND A LANGUAGE TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE IMAGERY IS TRYING TO SAY? WELL, IF IT'S IN JAPANESE THAN I'D SAY YES BUT THAT'S NOT TO DEGRADE THE AWESOME HAPPENING HERE. HERE ARE SOME VINTAGE TOKYO SUBWAY POSTERS THAT ARE CURRENTLY SHATTERING MY UNIVERSE AND I KNOW THEY'LL SHATTER YOURS TOO. I BELIEVE IT'S SOMETHING ABOUT ETIQUETTE AND POLITENESS?


DON'T FORGET YOUR METROCARD?


UMBRELLAS ARE HOTTER WHEN YOU SHOW SOME LEG?


WATCH YOUR BAG LADY!!!


NAZIS ARE A-HOLES WHEN IT COMES TO LEG ROOM?


SUPERMAN IS DEFENSELESS AGAINST GUM.

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Nuff Said

LESS IS MORE. IT'S TRUE. I STUMBLED ACROSS A MOVIE POSTER OF "THE MAN WITH ONE RED SHOE" AND MUST HAVE STARED AT IT FOR A SOLID 10 MINUTES AND THOUGHT, "WHY AREN'T ALL MOVIE POSTERS AS AWESOME AS THIS"? CHECK OUT THESE POSTERS AND TELL ME THAT THEY'RE NOT AS EFFECTIVE AS OTHERS FULL OF NAMES AND CLICHE' TAG LINES... MAYBE YOU HAVE A FAVORITE OF YOUR OWN?





Monday, December 6, 2010

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TODAY, BLOGGERS AND INTERNET WRITERS WEEP AS THEIR MAIN SOURCE OF THE FIRST AMENDMENT WENT DOWN LAST NIGHT AND HASN'T RECOVERED WITHIN THE LAST 20 HOURS. IS THIS THE END FOR THE MILLIONS OF IDENTICAL BLOGS JUST WITH DIFFERENT NAMES? SKEPTICS SAY EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE BUT TO THE SOCIALLY AWKWARD THIS MEANS BUT ONE THING... GOING OUTSIDE AND ACTUALLY COMMUNICATING WITH OTHER PEOPLE. BY GOD...