THE OIL SPILL IN THE GULF OF MEXICO IS QUITE POSSIBLY THE WORST IN HISTORY. 5000 BARRELS OF OIL POLLUTING OUR ALREADY POLLUTED WATERS POSSIBLY KILLING ALL FORMS LIFE THAT LIVE UNDER THE WATER. PEOPLE, THERE IS A SOLUTION! OUT OF THE ASHES AND THROUGH THE FLAMES, OUR SAVIORS AND PROTECTORS OF THE EARTH HAVE RISEN TO SAVE US FROM TURM"OIL" (HEH HEH)... GUIDOS!!! A BRAVE GROUP FROM LONG ISLAND WILL BE SENT TO COLLECT EVERY LAST TRACE OF OIL TO BE USED IN THEIR HAIR AND TO BE SOLD AT EVERY DEPARTMENT STAND KNOWN TO MAN. THANK YOU GUIDOS! THERE IS HOPE FOR YOU YET!
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