- BE FROM PHILADELPHIA
- FORCE YOURSELF TO THROW UP ON A POLICE OFFICER
- GET TAZERED BY THE AUTHORITIES
- START A FIGHT MINUTES WITHIN THE START OF THE GAME
- WAVE A TOWEL OR ANY OTHER RIDICULOUS ACCESSORY
- SUPPORT JIMMY ROLLINS
- HANG A POSTER OF COLE HAMELS ON YOUR WALL
- GO TO GINO'S INSTEAD OF PAT'S
- DRINK BEYOND THE POINT OF REALITY
- CHEAT ON YOUR WIFE WITH AN AGING POP STAR, THEN DIVORCE YOUR WIFE LEAVING YOUR CHILDREN TO GROW UP IN A BROKEN HOME AND GET CAUGHT TAKING STEROIDS TO ENHANCE YOUR SEXUAL PERFORMANCE WITH KATE HUDSON (PHILLY FANS CAN DO THIS TOO)
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