Monday, June 14, 2010

The Vuvuzela

SO THE VUVUZELA, YOU KNOW THE HORN THAT EVERYBODY KEEPS BLOWING THAT SOUNDS LIKE A BATTALION OF WORKER BEES, HAS BEEN GETTING A LOT OF HEAT LATELY BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE COMPLAINING THAT YOU CAN'T HEAR ANY OF THE TEAM CHANTS. PLAYERS ARE COMPLAINING BECAUSE THEY CAN'T HEAR ONE ANOTHER AND CANNOT COMMUNICATE. I"LL ADMIT THE SOUND IS DEFINITELY WEIRD BUT IT'S AFRICA! THAT'S HOW THEY ROLL! TO SETTLE THIS DISPUTE I'VE FOUND A SOLUTION THAT WILL MAKE EVERYBODY HAPPY...

MORE BLIND PLAYERS!!! WITH THEIR ENHANCED HEARING THEY CAN OVERCOME THE VUVUZELAS RESULTING IN MORE GOALS AND HILARITY!

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