Monday, December 20, 2010

The Vagiants

I HAVE DECIDED TO TAKE THE ACADEMIC ROUTE AND OPEN MY OWN COLLEGE IN VIRGINIA. THERE I WILL HIRE THE BEST PROFESSORS FROM AROUND THE WORLD TO TEACH STUDENTS TO BLOW 21 POINT LEADS WITHIN A SPAN OF 7 MINUTES. THIS SCHOOL SHALL RIVAL THE ONE IN NEW YORK WHERE KIDS LEARN HOW TO BLOW A 3 GAME TO 0 LEAD IN THE ALCS. OUR PRIMARY SPORT WILL OBVIOUSLY BE FOOTBALL AND WITHOUT FURTHER DELAY, I INTRODUCE YOU TO THE GREATEST TEAM IN THE WORLD, THE VIRGINIA GIANTS A.K.A. THE VAGIANTS!

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