And I Quote

I ENVY THIS BECAUSE IT'S SOMETHING I'VE WANTED TO DO BUT NEVER GOT THE TIME TO DO IT. YOU CAN'T HELP BUT ADMIRE THAT SOMEONE DID IT AND DID IT EXTREMELY WELL. VISUALLY STUNNING AND THOUGHT PROVOKING.

Star Ridiculousness

I PROMISE THIS WILL BE THE LAST STAR WARS POST. NOT FOREVER BUT AT LEAST FOR A WHILE. IT'S FOR A GOOD DAMN REASON THOUGH! LOOK WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU HAVE AN OBSESSED PHOTOGRAPHER MIXED WITH STAR WARS TOYS! CAN YOU SAY EXCEPTIONALLY UNBELIEVABLE??? YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT...

Stargasm

I'M TIRED OF THESE SO CALLED STAR WARS FANS THAT DON'T EVEN KNOW THAT OUT THERE IS THE HOLY BIBLE TRANSLATED BY OBI WAN KENOBI HIMSELF. I'M TALKING ABOUT "THE MAKING OF STAR WARS: THE DEFINITIVE STORY BEHIND THE ORIGINAL FILM". IT'S CHOC FULL OF STAR WARS OOZE THAT IS GUARANTEED TO GIVE YOU A FULL BLOWN RAGING LIGHTSABER. CHECK OUT SOME OF THESE PICS FROM THE BOOK AND GO GET IT BEFORE THE EMPIRE DECIDES TO BURN EVERY LAST COPY!!!

Breakfast Robot?

SO WORD ON THE STREET IS THAT THERE'S A BREAKFAST RETRIEVING ROBOT IN CALIFORNIA THAT MADE IT'S DEBUT AT A LOCAL COFFEE SHOP AND ORDERED A SCONE QUITE SEAMLESSLY. NATURALLY, I SENT OUT MY IMAGINARY TEAM OF INVESTIGATIVE REPORTERS TO GET THE EXCLUSIVE SHOTS (NOT REALLY) AND SHARE THEM WITH YOU, THE READERS! I'M JUST FAR NICE TO YOU PEOPLE... YOU CAN SEE THE ROBOT IN ACTION HERE!

Pittsburgh Problems

AHHH YES, SUPERBOWL! THE CLASH OF TITANS, THE END OF DAYS, THE TIME TO TAKE A NAP BECAUSE THAT GAME WAS JUST AS BAD AS THE COMMERCIALS!!! SUCKS TO BE YOU PITTSBURGH, IF ONLY YOU WOULD HAVE TAKEN MY ADVICE YOU WOULD HAVE STOOD A CHANCE. HERE'S EXACTLY WHAT YOU DID WRONG:

1. PENN STATE COLLEGE FRAT DOUCHEBAGS
YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE, AND WE KNOW YOU CONTRIBUTED TO THIS LOSS WITH MINDLESS ACTS OF STUPIDITY AND THE GROWING URGE TO THINK YOU'RE THE BEST AT PRACTICALLY EVERYTHING ON THE PLANET. STICK TO SKIING IN THE MEN'S DOWNHILL GUYS...



2. WHERE'S POLAMALU?
NON EXISTENT. I THINK HE HAD ONE TACKLE. GIVE HIM ANOTHER ENDORSEMENT.

3. THE PHILLIES
PITTSBURGH AND PHILADELPHIA SHARE THE SAME STATE, SO OBVIOUSLY THE DOUCHE-NESS FROM THE PHILLIES RUBBED OFF ON THE ENTIRE STEELER TEAM. SCIENTIFIC FACT.

4. THE BLACK EYED PEAS HALFTIME SHOW
THE STEELERS OPENLY DECIDED TO WATCH IT INSTEAD OF STRATEGIZING HOW TO GET BACK IN THE GAME. SOME PLAYERS WERE SEEN DOING METH WITH FERGIE.

5. SERIOUSLY?
COME ON... HOW MANY INTERCEPTIONS CAN YOU THROW? HOW MANY TIMES CAN YOU PASS OVER YOUR RECIEVERS? HOW MANY TIMES CAN YOU FALL OFF YOUR MOTORCYCLE WHILE MOLESTING COLLEGE GIRLS IN NORTH KOREA? HOW LONG DO YOU HAVE TO GROW YOUR BEARD?

The Island

WHO SAID LOST IS OVER? OH, THE NETWORK? REALLY? DAMN. GOOD SHOW. ANYWAYS THESE POSTERS REALLY DO SCREAM THE SHOW AND SHOULD NOT BE MISSED!