Past Paint

WOW, THAT TITLE IS AWFUL. JEES... I NEED TO START HIRING COPYWRITERS UP IN HERE. ANYWAYS, YEAH CHECK OUT THESE AWESOME PAINTINGS OF PORTRAITS OF CHARACTERS FROM 80'S FILMS "BACK TO THE FUTURE" AND "WILLY WONKA AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY". PRETTY STUNNING HUH? DOES THAT MAKE UP FOR THE TERRIBLE TITLE? PROBABLY NOT, BUT IT SHOULD JUST SO I CAN FEEL BETTER ABOUT MYSELF.

Dressed to Kill

HOW BADASS ARE THESE? SOMEONE PLEASE GET ME ONE, PREFERABLY THE DEAD KENNEDYS ONE. IMAGINE THE AMOUNT OF TIME IT TOOK TO PUT ONE OF THESE THINGS TOGETHER... MINUTES, BUT IN PUNK TIME THAT'S PROBABLY A DECADE OR TWO.

Mueritos

CHRISTIAN MONTENEGRO CAN CREATE SMILES WITH DOGFOOD AND A TOOTHPICK, BUT INSTEAD DECIDED TO ILLUSTRATE THESE AWESOME CHARACTERS BASED ON MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES. CAN YOU RELATE?

Jets vs. Bees

IT WAS A BAD LOSS LAST NIGHT. AFTER GIVING UP 24 POINTS IN THE FIRST HALF, IT WAS PRETTY MUCH OVER. EVERYONE HAS THEIR THEORIES ON WHY THE JETS LOST BUT DO ANY OF THOSE PEOPLE KNOW THAT WHEN YOU TURN 50 YEARS OLD YOU ARE TECHNICALLY A BILLION SECONDS OLD? NO, THEY DIDN'T, WHICH IS WHY MY TOP 5 REASONS THE JETS LOST IS NOW YOUR WATER COOLER CONVERSATION OF THE DAY.

1. AWFUL RUNNING - HERE'S AN IDEA, LETS RUN THE BALL THROUGH THE MIDDLE ALL THE TIME IN FRONT OF THOSE BLACK AND GOLD GUYS. THAT SHOULD WORK.
2. AWFUL PASSING - I DON'T CARE IF SANCHEZ THREW FOR A TOUCHDOWN, HE SHOULD HAVE THROWN FOR 3 TOUCHDOWNS, NOT BEHIND RECEIVERS THAT HAD NO IDEA HE WAS GOING TO THROW TO THEM.
3. ROETHLISBERGER - THE MAN RAN FOR 3 OR 4 FIRST DOWNS ON HIS OWN, LET ALONE A DAMN TOUCHDOWN. WHERE'S THE D?
4. SPECIAL TEAMS - WHY ARE YOU TOUCHING THE PUNTER? NEVER TOUCH THE PUNTER. THE PATRIOTS TOLD YOU THAT LAST WEEK.
5. BEES - WE ALL KNOW PITTSBURGH FANS ARE EXTREMELY FOND OF THEIR NATIONAL INSECT. OBVIOUSLY THEY HAVE TRAINED DOMESTIC WILD AFRICAN SWINE FLU BEES TO ATTACK THE JETS OFFENSIVE LINE... WE SEE YOU ON CAMERA YOU CHEATERS! BEES...

Shake It Like a...

GOD BLESS POLAROID FOR THEIR UNCANNY ABILITY TO MAKE ANYTHING A BRAZILIAN TIMES BETTER. BAN THE MEGAPIXEL AND BRING BACK THE NATURAL VINTAGE GOODNESS THAT THE HUMAN SPIRIT SHOULD ALWAYS BE CAPTURED BY... OH, AND NIGHT COURT, THAT SHOW WAS AWESOME. REMEMBER NIGHT COURT?

2010 Top 10 Albums

EVERYBODY'S GOT ONE, BUT C'MON... THEY'RE TERRIBLE. STAND BACK PEOPLE, LET THE PROFESSIONAL DO HIS THING...

#10. VAMPIRE WEEKEND - CONTRA
AWESOME SOPHOMORE ALBUM WITH LOTS OF SUMMER TUNES.
BEST SONG - RUN

#9. THE RADIO DEPT. - CLINGING TO A SCEME
BECAUSE THEY MADE SHOEGAZING COOL AGAIN.
BEST SONG - TOKEN OF GRATITUDE

#8. TWO DOOR CINEMA CLUB - TOURIST HISTORY
CATCHY AS HELL DUBLIN POP ELECTRO ROCK POP. SAY THAT 3 TIMES FAST.
BEST SONG - COME BACK HOME

#7. ARCADE FIRE - SUBURBS
THE SPRAWL#2...
BEST SONG - THE SPRAWL#2

#6. SLEIGH BELLS - TREATS
YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A FIST PUMPER TO APPRECIATE THE BASS.
BEST SONG - RIOT RYTHM

#5. BROKEN BELLS
SEXY IS INDEED BACK.
BEST SONG - THE MALL AND MISERY

#4. THE DRUMS
WHY SPEND MILLIONS OF DOLLARS PRODUCING MUSIC VIDEOS WHEN YOU SHOULD BE PRODUCING BETTER MUSIC?
BEST SONG - LET'S GO SURFING

#3. THE BLACK KEYS - BROTHERS
PURE UNADULTERATED EARDRUM FOREPLAY.
BEST SONG - TIGHTEN UP

#2. LCD SOUNDSYSTEM - THIS IS HAPPENING
JAMES MURPHEY'S LAST AND BEST ALBUM.
BEST SONG - HOME

#1. THE GORILLAZ - PLASTIC BEACH
LOU REED, SNOOP DOGG, MARK E. SMITH, MOS DEF... BRUCE FRIEKIN WILLIS?!?!? NUFF SAID...
BEST SONG - EMPIRE ANTS

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Die Apple, Die

THE WORLD KNOWS I'M AN AVID HATER OF MOST APPLE PRODUCTS (RELAX, COSTCO HATES THEM TOO), WHICH IS THE REASON IM POSTING THESE AMAZING SHOTS OF DESTROYED APPLE PRODUCTS POST "WHY DID I BUY THIS WHEN I COULD HAVE GOTTEN SOMETHING LESS EXPENSIVE YET MORE EFFICIENT". SO LONG AS I'M RANTING I MIGHT AS WELL GO ON TO SAY THAT THE IPHONE IS A WASTE AND I PROBABLY HAVE MAYBE 1 GOOD YEAR LEFT ON MY IPOD TOUCH BEFORE I NEED TO SHELL OUT ANOTHER $300+. $2700 FOR AN IMAC? NO THANKS, I'LL GET THE 4GB PROCESSOR, 8GB RAM, 1TB HP DESKTOP THAT I CAN UPGRADE WHENEVER I LIKE AND COST ONLY $500. YEAH, $500. OH, AND ITS CROSS COMPATIBLE WITH MACS. YEAH.

Hipp Movies

YEAH I KNOW, TERRIBLE TITLE. WHATEVER. BUT CHECK OUT THESE MOVIE POSTER INTERPRETATIONS! AWESOME RIGHT? DAN HIPP IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THESE BABIES AND HIS WORK IS ON SALE! BIG COMIC FAN? YOU'LL LOVE THESE...