Die Apple, Die

THE WORLD KNOWS I'M AN AVID HATER OF MOST APPLE PRODUCTS (RELAX, COSTCO HATES THEM TOO), WHICH IS THE REASON IM POSTING THESE AMAZING SHOTS OF DESTROYED APPLE PRODUCTS POST "WHY DID I BUY THIS WHEN I COULD HAVE GOTTEN SOMETHING LESS EXPENSIVE YET MORE EFFICIENT". SO LONG AS I'M RANTING I MIGHT AS WELL GO ON TO SAY THAT THE IPHONE IS A WASTE AND I PROBABLY HAVE MAYBE 1 GOOD YEAR LEFT ON MY IPOD TOUCH BEFORE I NEED TO SHELL OUT ANOTHER $300+. $2700 FOR AN IMAC? NO THANKS, I'LL GET THE 4GB PROCESSOR, 8GB RAM, 1TB HP DESKTOP THAT I CAN UPGRADE WHENEVER I LIKE AND COST ONLY $500. YEAH, $500. OH, AND ITS CROSS COMPATIBLE WITH MACS. YEAH.