IT WAS A BAD LOSS LAST NIGHT. AFTER GIVING UP 24 POINTS IN THE FIRST HALF, IT WAS PRETTY MUCH OVER. EVERYONE HAS THEIR THEORIES ON WHY THE JETS LOST BUT DO ANY OF THOSE PEOPLE KNOW THAT WHEN YOU TURN 50 YEARS OLD YOU ARE TECHNICALLY A BILLION SECONDS OLD? NO, THEY DIDN'T, WHICH IS WHY MY TOP 5 REASONS THE JETS LOST IS NOW YOUR WATER COOLER CONVERSATION OF THE DAY.
- AWFUL RUNNING - HERE'S AN IDEA, LETS RUN THE BALL THROUGH THE MIDDLE ALL THE TIME IN FRONT OF THOSE BLACK AND GOLD GUYS. THAT SHOULD WORK.
- AWFUL PASSING - I DON'T CARE IF SANCHEZ THREW FOR A TOUCHDOWN, HE SHOULD HAVE THROWN FOR 3 TOUCHDOWNS, NOT BEHIND RECEIVERS THAT HAD NO IDEA HE WAS GOING TO THROW TO THEM.
- ROETHLISBERGER - THE MAN RAN FOR 3 OR 4 FIRST DOWNS ON HIS OWN, LET ALONE A DAMN TOUCHDOWN. WHERE'S THE D?
- SPECIAL TEAMS - WHY ARE YOU TOUCHING THE PUNTER? NEVER TOUCH THE PUNTER. THE PATRIOTS TOLD YOU THAT LAST WEEK.
- BEES - WE ALL KNOW PITTSBURGH FANS ARE EXTREMELY FOND OF THEIR NATIONAL INSECT. OBVIOUSLY THEY HAVE TRAINED DOMESTIC WILD AFRICAN SWINE FLU BEES TO ATTACK THE JETS OFFENSIVE LINE... WE SEE YOU ON CAMERA YOU CHEATERS! BEES...
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